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Post by Visible Ghost on Dec 27, 2006 5:54:56 GMT -5
Okay a man finds a sheep, on the street he says to the police officer;
Man: "excuse me sir, I found this sheep what do I do with it?"
Police officer: "Take it to the zoo imediately, right now."
The next day comes and the police officer sees the man still with the sheep.
Police officer: "I thought I told you to take that sheep to the zoo."
Man: "I did take him to the zoo, yesterday. Today we are going to the movies."
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Post by darthnotrevan on Dec 27, 2006 17:45:20 GMT -5
Heh, lol...
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Post by Visible Ghost on Dec 28, 2006 5:40:31 GMT -5
While the pope was visiting the USA, he told the driver of his limo that he has the sudden urge to drive. The driver was a good Catholic man, and would not ever dream of questioning the pope's authority. So the pope sat at the wheel, while his driver got in the back. They were traveling down the road doing between 70 and 80 mph, when a policeman happened to see them. As he pulled them over, he called in to headquarters reporting a speeding limo, with a VIP inside it. The chief asked: "Who is in the limo, the mayor?" The policeman told him: "No, someone more important than the mayor." Then the chief asked "Is it the governor?" The policeman answered: "No, someone more important than the governor." The chief finally asked: "Is it the President?" The policeman answered: "No, someone even more important than the President." This made the chief very angry and he bellowed: "Now who is more important than the President?!" The policeman calmly wispered: "I'll put it to you this way chief. I don't know who is this guy, but he has the pope as his chauffeur." -- www.workjoke.com chauffeur = a french word for somebody employed to drive a car
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Post by darthnotrevan on Dec 28, 2006 11:37:12 GMT -5
lol! That's a good one!
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Post by Visible Ghost on Dec 28, 2006 22:08:28 GMT -5
Thanks.
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